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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 00:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

What transforms the philosophical intellect?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

What are the best Jewish jokes?

So they tried

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

Why does monistat lose effectiveness over time for individuals with chronic or recurrent vaginosis or yeast infections?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

Is it better for 2nd generation Western Muslims to marry someone from their parents' country or a western Muslim who was born and raised in the West?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why is squid ink safe to eat, while skunk spray is not? What makes the two liquids different from each other?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

RFK Jr.’s new chronic disease agency faces a roadblock: Congress - statnews.com

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

From 1 to 10, how dark is the Naruto fandom? Why?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do you think some men have sex with prostitutes because they're too afraid to talk to women? Money does the talking for them.

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

What smell will you never forget?

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Is it accurate to say that while Donald Trump has "America First" policy, the Democratic Party has "Other nations first" policy?